@Tfmonkey
1: I stole her butt. I'm also a butt bender. The fire nation fears us.
2: She's constantly in nature, playing with her monkeys. Got stung by a bee or someshit.
3: The shit androids can get away with.
@Tfmonkey She found honey stuck to your back and is trying to take it off, hence the viscous looking goo on her finger. This also resembles apes grooming each other, so she's engaging in chimp culture with you.
There. The image now even has a beautiful, wholesome story. You're welcome.
Fat.
@kaiservenom imagine being white and unironically wanting to live in Africa
@mrhorsetwat Fat.
@rohrkrepierer @mrhorsetwat He's making a reaction video to someone else's video to get views and likes off of someone else's content.
@mrhorsetwat I trust the claim you've been to the gym more than Biden.
@Tfmonkey
>yfw you have to spend 6k to fix a problem that never should've happened in the first place
@Tfmonkey Got the urge to eat american today?
@Tfmonkey 6 toes. She's a grower not a shower.
@zebuceta @VeganMGTOW @mrhorsetwat What's more powerful? Millennia of evolution turning humans into meat eating, salad munching, lactose tolerant omnivores, or vegan cope?
@mrhorsetwat Fat.
@zebuceta @VeganMGTOW @mrhorsetwat Isn't that hilarious? For millennia everything was fine for the human species but NOW meat, eggs and dairy are magically the problem.
Now that vegan cope and seething faggotry has hit all time highs it is now the problem.
Pop quiz!
If my daily calorie expenditure is 2000 calories, and diet A is a vegan diet with 2500 daily calories, while diet B is a 2000 calorie meat and dairy diet, which diet will lead to more fat gain over the year?