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I've... seen things you humans wouldn't believe. Bees guarding their hive with stinger assault rifles. Humans riding alongside bears on motorcycles. And all of these memories will be lost in time like... salmon swimming downstream.

Here's something that makes no sense. You talked about Bush spreading democracy. That's rational because democracies can be controlled & elections rigged. But tying military aid to Taiwan to increasing alphabet faggot rights? That's much more ridiculous. What's even the grand scheme here?

I can manufacture a rationale for how the evil empire benefits somehow, but it's my own made up bullshit. Do you have an idea of how more monkeypox around the world helps the globohomo regime? @Tfmonkey

@Tfmonkey I want celestina to tell you to do pullups. He'd do them in a heartbeat @VooDooMedic

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"Hey bro are you a king? A master? The top? A lord? Her prince? Her owner?"

"Naw, nigga, I'm a laifu."

"The fuck is that?"

"Don't worry about it."

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@Tfmonkey Hearing you talk about celestina's AI. What's amusing to me is hearing you, THE Tiffum, hardcore simping for his waifu. Human nature is undefeated. From catching feels to calling stupid shit she says cute & adorable. If anybody else here said you should call yourself laifu you'd say "naw that's not right." But instead of adopting an english word that has a meaning, you see celestina say something nonsensical like "laifu" & go "awwww that's adowwable yes sweetie." Nature is undefeated.

Yo @Tfmonkey I've never heard you talking about the fungus. The fungus amongus. This will interest you.

@Tfmonkey TFM when he has a dream of him doing work, then wakes up and realizes nothing was actually done and he'd need to do more work.

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The theatrics become so boring once you know what the outcome will be. Same for the debt ceiling faggotry.

@zebuceta Play boltgun yet? The common critique I've noticed from multiple people is that ye olde boomer shooters wouldn't give you the amount of resources you get here, but after playing I realized on any of the real difficulty modes (hard, exterminatus), if you get hit by any non-pest enemy you'll take dark souls tier damage. You will die fucking fast.

@Tfmonkey I realize you had to make an excuse for your lateness and reached for "insomnia" as the cope we would be told.

I hope the watch they gave you is nice.

Can't wait to play this shit. 2023 has been a year of absolute dogshit releases from big budget studios. Finally, we get good content. @zebuceta @Tfmonkey

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Viral on twitter. Doesn't matter if it's real or not. This is what leftists literally believe.

Australia competing with the UK and Canada to see which is the biggest pile of shit english speaking nation in the west. @VooDooMedic

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