I bring good news from Short Fat Otaku, @Tfmonkey. Fear not for everything is fine. Getting better, actually. You can't possibly mount a counterargument against this. Where's the ruin?
@RoninGrey this is why you fucking coon cunts are discriminated against. It's because you deserve it.
Just kidding. I think I have a good idea why the FBI stopped watching child porn for a few minutes to handle this.