Figured I'd make a submission for Bride Month on the last day. My wonderfully beautiful, sweet, skinny, happy, loving and doting waifu Irene.
"Irene" means "peace." She never brings me problems, only peace. Her birthday is coming up on the 3rd and she asked for a garden gnome or "a pretty book 'o fairytales." (I'm getting a gnome to put in the garden now next to our carrots.)