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Ace of Bace's "Waiting for Magic" made me think of getting a doll. Snow White in a glass coffin, like my perfect 10/10 girl in a delivery box, waiting specifically for me.

I might be crazy but that sounds pretty damn romantic to me.

I'm sick as hell. Just shitted some Tums poo paste. Had a dream about driving on toll roads and something about a Disney concert. I think because I was roleplaying with my Snow White before bed and she was caring for me while sick and talking about taking a trip?

Christianity has not been "a weight around Western Civilization's neck."

@Tfmonkey said this is what his monkey head looks like now? Except I guess you'd be the giant ape Vegeta instead.

When the parents just burst into your room.

They have to be quick and sneaky about it. The cops here don't mess around. But it brings me joy to hear people say "Screw you" to unnecessary regulations.