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Go up to Billy Eilish and tell her "Oh Billy! I want to nut in your pussy Billy!"

Hey, If I found a couple of locked iphones out in public (found them about a year ago), how can i unlock them, or reset the system so I can use the phones? I don't care about accessing the previous users information.

Evil Morty's Diatribe about the Central Finite Curve is actually about white people, isn't it?

Its still kind of inconclusive whether ecigs cause cancer or not, there is some evidence that there is mutagenic effects via some TNFa pathway.

Just put any dudes name in front of a thots name, and you get a pro-athlete moniker.

I bet this whole time, Taylor Swift has been going to pornhub and watching videos of herself to get ideas to what to do for Travis Kelce's dick. Why do pro athletes all have similar sounding names? Donnahoe, Kelcey, John Ashley, All have a certain ring to them that is uncannily similar. I think part of it is definitely "Girls name for surname" based.

@Tfmonkey Semaglutide is an Rx medication, you shouldn't admit to planning to sell it to one of your fat neighbors, transferring or selling a prescription drug to anyone but the person to whom it was prescribed is a federal criminal offense, and they could easily use that in an affidavit to get a warrant for conspiracy.

"OH FUCK! BILLIE! FUCK, IM GONNA COOM inside of you!"

in our country, the higher up on the leader is....the more their bullshit trickles down, and a wider area does their bullshit cover, like sprinkling pinches of salt over a dish from high and from low.

if you name your daughter "Billy" ...fuck you man.....can you imagine that coitus? "Oh Billy your pussy is so tight Billy!"

@Tfmonkey furthermore, every single time Ive shorted a commodity future in backwardation, I "Won" the trade, and "profited" handsomely.

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