@PNS Me and my friends caught my neighbors yard on fire during a drought. Full blown Maui style blaze wafting near a tree line. My dad somehow unwound a kinked 20 year old shitty garden hose and put that son of a bitch out before the fire department came and then got into it with them. That's a story I haven't told my wife and her Anglican parents.
@shortstories @MrpoopyButhole moisture and juiciness in meat don't come from water, but from fat.