RegalBeagle @RegalBeagle@merovingian.club

@binkle This is what peak performance looks like.

@VooDooMedic If it was an attack, seems a little low power. Also what's the strategic value of the target? I'm leaning toward regular earthquake.

@jb @SpoopyAnon It's the terrible bloated feeling you get immediately before shitting your pants because you ate Taco Bell.

@Bad_Banner Good shit. We all lift together!

@Forestofenchantment Who's gonna change all the smoke alarm batteries?

@creamqueen Running over glow in the dark CIA niggers can cause that. Send it through an automatic wash and you should be good to go.

@Thanh_Le Beaten, mostly.

@shortstories I'm posting this from Fedora. I would never put that shit on a personal device.

@shortstories How I want to. It's a legacy .NET project and I don't have permissions to install a different IDE on my dev box.

@Diogenese_Shiplap I'm partial to this new design. You can re-use the top if you want to put 1/2 the can in the fridge or use the top as an ashtray.

Maybe I should try eating paint chips, too. Sounds like that will make it easier to use Microsoft's Visual Studio.

@JoshuaSlocum @BigTLarrity @RichardJohnson I've got a Hotpoint circa 1956 that's still pumping out ice cold brewskies and suffocating children that play hide and seek in it. We don't build 'em like we used to.