@Forestofenchantment Same reason VHS beat Betamax.
@shinichihaku I've heard the Barbie Movie may also be in this category, but I haven't seen it.
@pwm How do you all keep getting into my kitchen?
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@shinichihaku It's ironic that Fight Club and Starship Troopers were made by lefties to make fun of the right and fucked it so badly they made good, right movies.
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@Nils We're also going to have to explain why we had to censor memes for normie platforms.
@AWIVR I thought those were hotwings before I clicked it and now I'm disappointed.
@RodrickSage Luckily for men, doing manly shit raises your T naturally. Lift heavy things and eat red meat. Also, don't be fat.
This is pretty nifty. Thanks, @ctrlpew
@Forestofenchantment
> Banyarwanda Ngandu
Name checks out.
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And all of a sudden, there was no internet anonymity in Australia. If this is what democracy does, then democracy is highly overrated.
@Diogenese_Shiplap This looks up your alley, but more edible.
@Diogenese_Shiplap Who hurt you?
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Behind every confluence, there is a fast and efficient, well organized and easy to use, "old wiki" the devops team still relies on that runs on an old tower workstation that predates the last four mergers and has no known asset tag.
The "old wiki" will teach you the builds, the kickstarts, the datacenter layout...it will show you the rack that leads to narnia....it will show you truths about yourself. The "old wiki" knows when and how you will die. It holds the greybeards forbidden ipmi scripts. The "old wiki" has no screen shots, no jira links. In the old wiki, the scrum master holds no power. The kanban but a distant billboard on the horizon.
The "old wiki" will teach you the builds, the kickstarts, the datacenter layout...it will show you the rack that leads to narnia....it will show you truths about yourself. The "old wiki" knows when and how you will die. It holds the greybeards forbidden ipmi scripts. The "old wiki" has no screen shots, no jira links. In the old wiki, the scrum master holds no power. The kanban but a distant billboard on the horizon.
RegalBeagle
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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Joined Nov 2022
