@Chimi_Chuang_Tzu Damn, I'd love to hear a follow-up on this if you go that route. I HAVE to do SOMETHING. It's a lot of time and effort and I need to have my shit figured out before I take action in this case. In the meantime, I only have a half-assed, poorly-researched temporary plan.
@RoninGrey
Yah I’ll need to do some more research but figured TFM might already have some insight. Seems like it should work but I know nothing about Linux. Phone is only 200 bucks so seems like a good plan instead of trying a patchwork android solution.