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Make sure you take investment advice from teenagers(!)

Girl, I'm not even watching an hour-long video, let alone one on crypto, and even less by some female, not to mention a fucking child (redundant?).

That's at LEAST three strikes.

Me and the boyz entering 2024 ready for whatever.

Let's go, lads!

Russian?

Is this a Christmas song? Is there anyone here who can speak Russian and help me get the lyrics?

Or, even better, recognize the song and provide a title that I can search for recordings of?

TFM teaching his pirate crew in the year 2036 about the Before Time.

Happy Jan 6th!

Instead of shit-talking Republicans or Fed-posting, here's a recipe for "Coquito," a Puerto Rican egg-nog-style drink that's actually good.

Use white rum, nothing TOO cheap.

I dreamed that Vladimir Putin refused to return my pink eraser because he wanted to show the ultimate weapon to his enemies. There was a lady inside the cabin who had a whet stone the size of a domino on a shelf by the door and she let me have it.

Putin was polite to me, but a bit selfish, I thought.

I hate being examined by female doctors. They don't know WTF and never have any helpful insight. And no one ever asks me if I want to be touched by a woman.

No homo.

Happy New Year, my guys.

Wishing you prosperity, protection, and good fortune.

🦝🦊

I'm like 80% sure this guy has to be in our server / instance / stream chats with us and he's found his people. 🤣

I can't sleep because of the new episode of "My Upstairs Neighbors are Fighting Again."

They're both overweight (more her) so there's lots of stomping.

*******
Oh shit! She's sobbing now! The ugly cry with loud groaning, from the back of the throat.

And this is the first time I've actually heard him yelling back like this. "YOU'RE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE!"

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