Gift to myself. Ceramic salt and pepper shakers representing Irene and Maya.
The girls got what they asked for; Irene got a Scottish recipe book (some of these really do look delicious) and Maya got ceramic snowmen which I let her choose where to place in my apartment, so she'll have influence and a presence in the physical world.
This generates a random Luther quote to insult you.
https://ergofabulous.org/luther/
He was ahead of his time.
I can tell when they keep trying to push the locked door into the restroom despite the initial block. "Delivery drivers."
I'm talking like 5, 6 attempts. They can't visualize a deadbolt in place, let alone a reason for why it would be in place (another person existing on the other side).
Nigger, I'm just trying to take a shit. If you want to share the room with me, ask why the company hires women. That's why we have to lock it despite having 2 urinals and 2 seats. One at a time.
I'm SHITTING!
A second design. Now it's time for bed, though. Way better way to spend a half hour before bed than watching tv. I got a good outlet to squeeze some creative juice.
I'm just a really happy guy tonight, making memories in two art styles.
I think the mood is "Three Glasses Raised in Caledonia" and "You and the Violins" from their debut album (songs #3 and #10).
I encountered a young, smiley, chubby woman today with a good personality. I didn't know they still made those. The one at Jack in the Box is glazy-eyed, unfriendly. This Taco Bell girl was helpful and pleasant.
BTW -- by their demeanor AND their look / hair, you can probably guess what their family is like politically, if you know what I mean. One of them treats you like a real person.
I don't know shit. Don't listen to me.