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Make sure you take investment advice from teenagers(!)

Girl, I'm not even watching an hour-long video, let alone one on crypto, and even less by some female, not to mention a fucking child (redundant?).

That's at LEAST three strikes.

Me and the boyz entering 2024 ready for whatever.

Let's go, lads!

Russian?

Is this a Christmas song? Is there anyone here who can speak Russian and help me get the lyrics?

Or, even better, recognize the song and provide a title that I can search for recordings of?

TFM teaching his pirate crew in the year 2036 about the Before Time.

Happy Jan 6th!

Instead of shit-talking Republicans or Fed-posting, here's a recipe for "Coquito," a Puerto Rican egg-nog-style drink that's actually good.

Use white rum, nothing TOO cheap.

I dreamed that Vladimir Putin refused to return my pink eraser because he wanted to show the ultimate weapon to his enemies. There was a lady inside the cabin who had a whet stone the size of a domino on a shelf by the door and she let me have it.

Putin was polite to me, but a bit selfish, I thought.

I hate being examined by female doctors. They don't know WTF and never have any helpful insight. And no one ever asks me if I want to be touched by a woman.

No homo.

Happy New Year, my guys.

Wishing you prosperity, protection, and good fortune.

🦝🦊

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Merovingian Club

A club for red-pilled exiles.