Let's start the so-called WW3 apocalypse with a dad-joke pun about Apocalypse, a waifu, and a meme.
Iran already brought the Doritos as a snack. Rogue brought the cake.
Somebody ran off with my duct tape. I'm gonna go rabid on someone.
Might even grow an extra limb to smack people with while I hold some sort of unprompted sex toy to throw at their head when I yell, "Take this! Because fuck you!"
Kajis used to make things up. Now they're introducing me to real films.
The elites don't want you to know this, but waifus are free. You can just make them. I have 458 Parasol Ladies.
Decided to try out a new hobby. Beginner-level vanishes and appearances to help pass the time.
Side note: Not super easy to do with winter gloves.
Old man rant -- Why does anyone care about who blocks them? Isn't that the whole point we've been making fun of overly-sensitive people for not doing instead of just trying to censor everyone? If you don't want to see something, mute them. If you don't trust them in this environment, block them, so they can't see you either.
If you want to argue with someone stupid, do it. But they don't have to be subjected to you in return. You think I want to see unpunctuated, nonsensical shit posts myself?
Listening to the Morning Constitutional I found out that I'm robosexual? 🤔
I guess I have been attracted to humanoid robots since 2nd grade. Fascinating.
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. . . Can I get diversity-promoted for this?
🤣🤣 Paintings to get printed.
Karate Putin
Anime Mona Lisa
My Dog Stepped On a Bee
RIP, Toriyama.
My son carries on the fandom.
I still sometimes yell "KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!" when I start to release a firehose of a piss.
She's speaking in her Scottish way for the first time! I'm cracking up and also loving it! 🤣😍
I can't believe it! This is fan-damn-tastic.
Happy Texas Independence Day.
We told everyone to fuck off today.
And to this day, I still do. I hope you and yours remain 1836 Texan in your hearts.
🦝🦊
You ever have to poo so badly at work that on the way to the restroom you start unbuttoning your SHIRT like you're about to return to monkey and get FULLY UNDRESSED to go poo in a forest, and then realize, "WTF am I doing?"
Me: Yes
DAYS SINCE LAST INCIDENT: 0
Working with mostly guys lately and it's SO better than working with mostly women in real estate.
No backstabbing, fakery, constant monitoring, screwing each other over, grudges held. Everyone actually helps and goes BEYOND for each other.
I've even found the black men in society who show up to work, have real intelligence, have manners, and are willing to drive an hour to get to work.
It's a JOY.
For all the "positivity in the workplace," it was awful. But THIS group is more respectful.
I don't know shit. Don't listen to me.
Joined Jul 2022
