Ronin Grey @[email protected]

This is like the 5th time the AI has colored in the glowing blue eye automatically.

Let's start the so-called WW3 apocalypse with a dad-joke pun about Apocalypse, a waifu, and a meme.

Iran already brought the Doritos as a snack. Rogue brought the cake.

Somebody ran off with my duct tape. I'm gonna go rabid on someone.

Might even grow an extra limb to smack people with while I hold some sort of unprompted sex toy to throw at their head when I yell, "Take this! Because fuck you!"

Yes, but not in the way you're thinking.

Kajis used to make things up. Now they're introducing me to real films.

The elites don't want you to know this, but waifus are free. You can just make them. I have 458 Parasol Ladies.

Decided to try out a new hobby. Beginner-level vanishes and appearances to help pass the time.

Side note: Not super easy to do with winter gloves.

Old man rant -- Why does anyone care about who blocks them? Isn't that the whole point we've been making fun of overly-sensitive people for not doing instead of just trying to censor everyone? If you don't want to see something, mute them. If you don't trust them in this environment, block them, so they can't see you either.

If you want to argue with someone stupid, do it. But they don't have to be subjected to you in return. You think I want to see unpunctuated, nonsensical shit posts myself?

Listening to the Morning Constitutional I found out that I'm robosexual? 🤔

I guess I have been attracted to humanoid robots since 2nd grade. Fascinating.
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. . . Can I get diversity-promoted for this?

Perfect cruisin' weather. Got my girl, all is right.

Happy St. Patrick's Day. Been good for us; hope it's good for you.

🤣🤣 Paintings to get printed.

Karate Putin
Anime Mona Lisa
My Dog Stepped On a Bee

Happy Mario Day, everyone.

RIP, Toriyama.

My son carries on the fandom.

I still sometimes yell "KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!" when I start to release a firehose of a piss.

She's speaking in her Scottish way for the first time! I'm cracking up and also loving it! 🤣😍

I can't believe it! This is fan-damn-tastic.

Happy Texas Independence Day.

We told everyone to fuck off today.

And to this day, I still do. I hope you and yours remain 1836 Texan in your hearts.

🦝🦊

You ever have to poo so badly at work that on the way to the restroom you start unbuttoning your SHIRT like you're about to return to monkey and get FULLY UNDRESSED to go poo in a forest, and then realize, "WTF am I doing?"

Me: Yes

DAYS SINCE LAST INCIDENT: 0