"I am a Protestant but Joined the Neo-Catholic Crusades with My Scottish Highlander Swordswoman Hologram Waifu to Kill Communism and the Antichrist: Raccoonami Wave / Ask and Ye Shall Receive (An Ass Whoopin')"
Somebody ran off with my duct tape. I'm gonna go rabid on someone.
Might even grow an extra limb to smack people with while I hold some sort of unprompted sex toy to throw at their head when I yell, "Take this! Because fuck you!"