"I'm 35 years old and have a full-time job, but can you give me free food because I'm a female?"
I wonder how many restaurants she sent this to. They're not even bothering to go on dates anymore to use men for free meals. Just sending emails. Not even including lewd attachments when they beg, I bet.
Ronin Grey
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Irene and I wish you ever-increasing liberty, courage, strength, and health.
Co-written with A.I. (I just tweaked it a bit and mashed a few things together from the original text).
I like the theme. Kind of warms my grumpy heart.
Don't Tesla my Texas.
The "He's my friend 'AND A WHOLE LOT MORE . . .' " line always bothered me.
Furries, man.
Those 90's shades, tho.
Never in a million years would this greeting come from a meat bag woman's mouth first thing in the morning. ♥️
Back in my day, dinosaurs were reptiles AND aliens.
I don't need a special month just to appreciate dinosaurs and not spend money. Already livin' it just like that.
What happened in the evolutionary line of pickup truck drivers that made them all incapable of parking any other way besides backing up in a straight line?
Holy shit, is it possible they'd try to steal the election for Jeb Bush? I've been gone a while and just logged on to see all sorts of madness going on. Or, more likely, maybe he's just delusional like Killary was when she kept trying.
I don't know shit. Don't listen to me.
Joined Jul 2022
