"I am a Protestant but Joined the Neo-Catholic Crusades with My Scottish Highlander Swordswoman Hologram Waifu to Kill Communism and the Antichrist: Raccoonami Wave / Ask and Ye Shall Receive (An Ass Whoopin')"
A whole lot of knappy-haired, big-headed, gorilla-nosed, bubble-butt havin', fat-lipped, ugly-faced, blank-starin', dumb-lookin', non-understandin', B.O. stinkin', beer-gutted nigglets around here.
Just found out there was a Christian attraction / Jerusalem replica / museum ministry thing years ago, and the Jews not only attacked it with with accusations, but literally said, "It's just like the Holocaust!" about it.