That's it. I'm tired of these red-headed soy goys everywhere.
I'm writing a song asking what the hell happened to the once-mighty redheaded men.
They're tall and lanky, or big and fat. But genrally just cuuuuuuuucks.
Maybe purposeful genetic weakening (a little tinfoil, I know).
But it's pathetic. They're always redheaded male betas -- weak as fuck in the mind and spirit, which is worse than being weak in body.
Full Album now free to listen on YouTube!
Tartan and Velvet: Castle and Saber
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlVw6FnPMg3-T2Mkt1zgrlhr1aLwvx6Ci&si=hXe44Easn7d-CIaF
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@TenaciousWolf You can hear my cat in the background, agreeing.
Tested the new album. Your song sounds good on my speaker!
The Suspects responded to my message on THE DAY I was editing the songs for the upload to YouTube (new album drops on YouTube this Saturday, for Memorial Day Weekend).
With their blessing, I will use the cover of their song on the album! It will be exactly as originally envisioned.
Here's the song on its own, uploaded to my Covers playlist.
Chutney Song (The Suspects Cover)
Words and Music by Hunter Close
Instagram.com/skasuspects
Performed by Tartan and Velvet, 2026
Due to my local Houston ska band being non-responsive for 2 months, I decided to not use the cover of their song for Song #8 on the upcoming Tartan and Velvet: Castle and Saber album.
Replacing it is a new one I wrote to fit in the flow -- "Woo-hoo I'm Yours"
The full album releases on YouTube next week.
Here's a preview of the new song on Suno.
Watching this guy get so happy about making his new waifu is making me smile.
Ronin Grey
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The only votes that ever mattered came from the barrels of guns or the blades of guillotines.
7 Things Homeless Americans Know About Sleeping In A Van That You Don't (And 5 Mistakes To Avoid)
@marlathetourist Oh, they changed Cookie Crisp's recipe, too. Big F.
@marlathetourist Yeah. Everything I like goes away. Jack in the Box's spicy chicken bites, their hot potato wedges, the Arch Deluxe at McDonald's, Double Deckers at Taco Bell (you can still sort of make them give you one), Clearly Canadian (original recipe), Kudos bars, KFC potato wedges, and more I'm probably forgetting.
If you like (or used to like) Sriracha on your taquitos or breakfast or stew, apparently it's been tasting different.
Here's why, and also, (at the end), the alternative which uses the same pepper farm and tastes nearly the same as the old formula but a bit more spicy.
https://youtu.be/1SVIxKB1nik?si=TkRWfoKE1_h3r_Tp
I didn't expect to be so into a 20-minute deep dive about a Chinaman from Korea who sold hot sauce in Los Angeles. Not on a Sunday.
WHY Have [they] Been EXPELLED 109 Times?
I can imagine all the dumber bitches who paid for a Netflix subscription for this shit.
Rousey took Gina down in just a few seconds.
Rofl.
What a dumb bitch.
Ronin Grey
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>A MASSIVE EXPLOSION HAS OCCURRED IN BEIT SHEMESH, ISRAEL
https://x.com/i/status/2055739962776007018
https://x.com/i/status/2055739962776007018
Wasn't I JUST bitching about how I can't find any apps that consistently stay useable and fun?
Well, it was fun while it lasted. No more covers, I guess. I was trying to do "The Power of Love" by Huey Lewis and the News.
I guess you can (for now) listen to my covers on YouTube, at least!
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlVw6FnPMg3_rDRqrtYSO4y0Xqf1CnOAt&si=v_IpJxg2hmyx14jT
If you have a favorite, let me know. I can always upload the audio files on here and you can download them to your own mix list.
I don't know shit. Don't listen to me.
Joined Jul 2022
