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SpaceX Falcon booster tests:

Test 1 - blows up due to fuel leak caused by corroded bolt
Test 2 - blows up due to fuel sloshing in tank, destabilizing flight
Test 3 - blows up due to extra burst of thrust causing first stage to collide with second

SpaceX is now almost broke.

Test 4 - flawless victory
In the bad timeline the fourth Falcon test fails and Elon is living quietly in his polygamous compound with his 20 kids and remaining Paypal cash.
Apollo 11 - Lunar Module christened Eagle
Space: 1999 - Moonbase transports named Eagles
George Lucas sees the Eagle, and angered that it resembles the 'pirate ship' model he's spent six figures of his own money having built in pre-production for Star Wars, demands a new design. As a subtle dis of 1999 Eagle he calls it the Millennium (2001) Falcon.
Elon Musk names SpaceX's first booster Falcon, after Han's starship.

Now you know the rest of the story.
Notice the causal chain that led to the Democrat's doom.

To steal the 2020 election they needed to nominate a gangster. To appease the nigger brown base the gangster chose a talentless female brown turd as running mate and pinky promised to only serve a single term. The gangster was already Uncle Junior levels of confused by election day, but his crime family knew where all the bodies were buried so they didn't dare 25th Amendment his ass.

Then he breaks his promise and runs again and, assuming Trump and his fellow primary contestants are weak, the party elders allow it. By the time they realize that Trump is back and stronger than ever it's too late, they already had fake primaries giving the gangster a lock so they force an early debate, sink or swim. The old creep sinks, yet won't drop out.

Finally they threaten to 25th Amendment him, the affirmative action whore being instrumental in this process. In a lucid moment he recalls the internal polls showing the ugly pajeetnigger is unelectable so he steps aside and endorses her.

'Fuck you for your service, bitch!'

Ship 31 at OLM-1, getting ready for IFT-6 orbital test flight.
Launch NET November 18, 2024. Five days away.

#Space #Astrodon #SpaceX #Starship #ElonMusk #IFT6

i'm surpised he didnt have an appointment for the luggage theiving troon. he seemed cool.
How can Trump appoint all these weirdos?? Put back Biden's tranny, the child raping faggot, and the nigger dyke!
NOBODY is as good at sucking flaccid jewish cock and spitefully fucking over their younger family than FUCKING boomers. They do it like it’s a natural instinct or something- so effortlessly- like a fish respirating oxygen through gills or a flappy little fucking bird soaring through the air.

I just needed to get that out of my system.

I am continually fucking AMAZED.
The recent incidence of post-election murder is entertaining, but the absence of post-election rape is disappointing.
@admin C'mon man, breeding camps weren't built overnight, give it some time
@judgedread @pyrate at this point, it's hard not to consider blackpillers as network shatter, fed FUD, demoralizing agents

I'm having one of the best weeks of my life as I feast on tears of un-fathomable sadness. why am I feasting?

1. the fat fuck won and he shouldn't have (it was supposed to be stolen)

2. my enemies are literally killing themselves because his fat ass won

3. we have jew-naming sign the likes of which mua'dib has never seen

4. a bunch of guys in hang gliders pushed israel's shit in

5. the persians throat-fucked the israelis with hypersonics they couldn't stop

6. illegals are starting to self-deport to canada because trump is nahzee dictator

7. woke hollywood: dead

8. woke gaming: dead

9. disney collapsing due to a force is femail yeast infection

10. elon shot a rocket into space and then caught it again, utterly demonstrating honky dominance

Will trump do everything he said. probably not

does that matter to me. no

i hate trump more than all of you and i didn't vote for him.

i voted for 4 more years of indoor plumbing, working electricity and planes that don't fall out of the sky. the rest is gravy
Elon Musk figured out that jews bought control of the US government for a few billion in contributions annually and suddenly realized, 'Wait, I can afford that!'
Those US Army polls from 1944 asking enlisted men if they'd fight side by side with niggers were done because the feds wanted to integrate the military. They only gave up when the results came in. That's how long even the most conservative elements of the US fedgov have been race deniers.
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