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Last one for the day. This is Boroush, the Storm Master. He reminds me of an Old Testament Prophet more than an evil wizard, and I wanted to play that up.

Homebrew Quest art dump.

@Scubbie that's separate. The random encounters are optional in between things. The infiltrations are optional introductory things.

@Scubbie each encounter is bespoke to the Quest its related to. Sometimes it's a puzzle to open the entrance. Sometimes it's a combat encounter where the adventurers have to storm the entrance and overcome guards. Sometimes it's a stealth mission where they have to remove guard without being spotted or the alarm being triggered.

@Scubbie HeroQuest calls them "Giant Wolves", so I'm just calling them Wolfriders.

I made mounted units for HeroQuest with the art based on the card art for the Orc and Elven Archer.

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@DerFuhrer funny how nobody ever accused someone of "outsourcing their creativity" when they hire an artist to draw their art for them for a lot of money, huh?

@Scubbie They added the lesbian in the 2021 remake. She's the "Artificer".

my take on "Wizards of Morcar". I couldn't get the Orc Warcaster's mouth to generate correctly. she either looked like an elf or a full on monster, so I just gave her a Mileena mask and called it a day.

@Deplorable_Degenerate @DerFuhrer before AI, it was the crypto bubble causing computer parts to be overpriced. We've been keeping the tech bubble inflated for years to keep the wars going, that's all.

Don't blame AI, blame the government for trying to cover up the shitty economy with the stock market, and having no better place to throw money at.

@DerFuhrer the anti AI retardation is here too, eh? Not even the Nazis are immune, it seems.

Homebrew Quest art dump. My takes on the box art of Spirit Queen's Torment and Mage of the Mirror.

@Racist_Columbo It's like how Chinaman is a slur. Bitch you're a man from China!

Homebrew Quest art dump. Left: a magical secret secret door.

Right: Ink constructs guarding a magical library. 3 of them can combine into a larger monster by combining their mass.

Alright last one. I thought I was done for the day, but here's one more. This is based on the box art for Prophecy of Telor, and I like mine better.

Homebrew Quest art dump. These are statues involved in puzzles, so without context, they don't make much sense.