Turd Flinging Monkey @[email protected]

I will be joining LoveNestle for their anniversary stream and they'll be giving up sex dolls during the stream. Tune in!

https://www.lovenestle.com/live-stream/

The Morning Constitutional: July 17th, 2024

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Odysee: https://odysee.com/@TurdFlingingMonkey:1/2024-07-17-08-01-49:d
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STREAMING NOW

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Stream Links:
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Sex Toy Review: Tracy's Dog Hands Free Auto Stroking and Vibration Masturbator (Sponsored)

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlvzsisFBiw
Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/LlvzsisFBiw
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The TFM Show: April 20th, 2024

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Sex Toy Review: LoveNestle Rosie 40LB THICC Life Size Twerkable Doggie Style Doll Ass (Sponsored)

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Bitchute: https://www.bitchute.com/video/TsmXAgMcfRk
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DLive: https://dlive.tv/TFMonkey

Here is one more for a Dread Warrior (sub-boss) alternative converted from D&D: the Skull Knight.

Movement is only 4 due to low DEX and low speed.

Attack is 4 due to STR mod.

Defend is 1 due to DEX mod (min 1)

BP is 4 due to CON mod

MP is 2 due to INT/WIS/CHA mods

Spells are 3 dread random Dread Spells.

Combined "Life Exchange" and "Tainted Willow" into a single ability called "Vampiric Sword". Removed "Life Exchange" noob trap and just made the sword only equip-able by Undead.

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Here is the website I use to make custom cards. The Goblin icon indicates that this is a minor enemy which isn't Undead, and can be used as a replacement for a Goblin in any standard dungeon.

https://actionfence.itch.io/hqcc

Here is how to convert from D&D to HeroQuest for quick snappy combat.

Movement is set to 10, which is standard for fodder enemies, and with a DEX of 15 is appropriate.

Attack is STR modifier, minimum 1. Since they get a -2 mod, their attack is 1, which is appropriate.

Defend is DEX mod or Armor (as appropriate. DEX mod is +2 so their defend dice pool is 2.

BP is CON mod, minimum 1, so 1.

MP is INT or WIS mod (whichever is higher) minimum 1.

Converted abilities below the stats.

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The Morning Constitutional: July 10th, 2024

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The Morning Constitutional: July 13th, 2024

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