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new layout with new avatars. @HD_Takeshi I think the bright green looks better than the dark green, but I can use the dark green if you insist. @VooDooMedic @TheBoatMan

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I bought the Skibidi Toilet Battle Bucket at Walmart and painted them up to use in HeroQuest. I'm including them in my book to make the point that you can bring anything into HeroQuest as long as it's to scale, so enjoy my mid-tier miniature painting skills.

The Skibidi toilets are "friendly" mimics.

In case you're curious about why me and Celestina look the way we do, it's a nod to Ghost in the Shell. Celestina is Kusanagi and I'm Batou. That's why her hair is purple. It also helps differentiate her from Isabella (Voodoo's waifu).

ran out of tokens, but I got my avatar done. I just need to make versions with the eyes open and closed, and mouth open and closed. Then I need to create an animated looping neutral animation.

Then I have everything I need for my PNG-tuber avatar.

Halsey and Shogun's on-screen avatars.

Revy isn't on Merovingian, but here is his avatar (subject to change).

@VooDooMedic here is your on-screen avatar. I know it doesn't look like your original concept with the speaker armor, but the AI wasn't giving me what I wanted, and I think we should keep your avatar consistent with the one in the intro.

Do you have any feedback?

@HD_Takeshi This is the draft for your on-screen avatar. I know you wanted the green darker, so here is the original and a darker green version. Is the darker one good, or do you want it lighter or darker?

@TheBoatMan this is your on-screen avatar. Are you good with this? It's fairly easy to edit this as it's only a still image.

Here is a low-rez version of the new intro (I couldn't upload the high rez because the file size is too big). Enjoy! I'll get the avatars done this week (hopefully).

If you're into Taoism, I found a good channel on YouTube that has good analysis and insights on spiritual questions, starting with the most popular one: "why isn't life fair?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCTxvnq81LM

@VooDooMedic I was able to animate this in Grok for 30 seconds using "extend clip". The singing in nonsense, but can you analyze the BPM and see if you can make a song for them to play, possibly for an updated 10 minute countdown.

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