Lame.
Make me president, I will:
1. Create a 10% snitch bonus for anyone who gets a government employee convicted for corruption
2. Instruct all federal departments to reduce their budgets - whichever one does the least budget cuts gets de-funded outright
3. Split the 80,000 IRS employees into 3 groups, make them audit each other
4. Defund the DoD, make them go door-to-door selling war bonds
5. Install Bitcoin ATMs at every post office
Make me president, I will:
1. Create a 10% snitch bonus for anyone who gets a government employee convicted for corruption
2. Instruct all federal departments to reduce their budgets - whichever one does the least budget cuts gets de-funded outright
3. Split the 80,000 IRS employees into 3 groups, make them audit each other
4. Defund the DoD, make them go door-to-door selling war bonds
5. Install Bitcoin ATMs at every post office
@cjd coward
make me president and i will:
1. immediately order a nuclear strike on israel
2. pardon uncle ted and appoint him my technology advisor
3. order the military to burn alive all current and former ATF agents and their children
4. dissolve the CIA, NSA, and FBI. first figuratively, then literally.
5. the holocaust, but for reals this time
6. total nigger death
7. leave NATO, reverse policy on jewkraine, and instead help Russia give the bratty hohols missile correction 💢💢💢
8. no more federal emissions standards (you can donate your catalytic converters to my campaign)
9. seize all the land owned by bill gates and other billionaires, give it away for free to white folks who want to start a farm
10. fire fauci, out of cannon, into the sun
11. ban queers, and trannies
12. erect a statue of Robert E. Lee in every city and town across the country
make me president and i will:
1. immediately order a nuclear strike on israel
2. pardon uncle ted and appoint him my technology advisor
3. order the military to burn alive all current and former ATF agents and their children
4. dissolve the CIA, NSA, and FBI. first figuratively, then literally.
5. the holocaust, but for reals this time
6. total nigger death
7. leave NATO, reverse policy on jewkraine, and instead help Russia give the bratty hohols missile correction 💢💢💢
8. no more federal emissions standards (you can donate your catalytic converters to my campaign)
9. seize all the land owned by bill gates and other billionaires, give it away for free to white folks who want to start a farm
10. fire fauci, out of cannon, into the sun
11. ban queers, and trannies
12. erect a statue of Robert E. Lee in every city and town across the country
@VooDooMedic @cjd noooo i'm not a communist, i believe in property rights!
