@Synclair let's see if this stands the witcher test
@basedbagel I love chucklefucks as an insult, it's so jolly
The only, and I repeat the ONLY reason we're even HEARING about their cases is due to their fame and vealth.
If a nonsense case were to be thrown at someone ike you and me we will get FUCKED with no Vaseline.
Yet I still hear:
bUt 60 hOeZ accused him!
Y wood 60 hOeZ lYe?
U mUSs bE sPoNsOrEd by iNfOwArZ
i cAnT BELIEVE uR deEfeNdIng a lItErAl RaAyYpIiSt!
I don't wish death on anyone but I don't miss a single one of these chucklefucks when they croak from gummi worms. GOOD RIDDANCE!
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@basedbagel don't forget the classic Chinese delicacy cumkat
TFM talking about joining Crowder's network got me thinking.
Imagine TFM and the crew trying to pitch the TFM show to a normie network like fox.😂
Fox: "Okay so what have you got for us?"
TFM: "I present the TFM show. A late-night variety show with topics like:
Taking women's rights away.
Economics, personal freedom
Impaling the commies"
Fox: "IMPALING?!"
TFM:"Yup! It's efficient and it makes a statement. But wait, there's more!"
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CNN: "Thank for coming. We're looking for a new diverse show for our network.
TFM:"Diverse you say? Say no more! Between me and my cohosts we have trans, blacks, chinese, jews, the gang's all here!"
CNN:"Great! Tell me more."
TFM:"Gladly! We don't shy away from any topic.Some of our past segments are:
Kuroi's Calloused penis in a cage
Horse porn
Kudos to the Taliban"
CNN:"The Taliban?!"
TFM:" Look they're not perfect but I give credit where credit is due.
CNN: *Has a panic attack
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@basedbagel you talking about pearl? Yeah she recks of glowie,
@basedbagel I mean... This already exists in the form of paternal instincts but everyone either "rebels i.e ignores what their parents tell them" or are just left unchecked by their parents ultimately, it's the parents fault for not having their kids on a shorter leash but also the laws that prevent such parenting to happen, just like how TFM talks about if children decided altogether that they were able to vote and that parents were no longer able to parent or discipline their kids.
@basedbagel which country did you decide to go to?
@basedbagel not only am I now making more money then I have ever done but I'm also LOVING the work and I'm also up for a promotion again! So fingers crossed everything gets in line so I can break into my first 100k year
@basedbagel same
@MelGibsonafter4Beers what the fuck is a bwc at this point I'm to afriad to ask
@elftummy those are definitely mommy milker certified
@shibao sus
@Basedshibe more of this but actual monster girls next time
Just a gamer livin' out the male fantasy