Impale the jews
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>be me
>mid 30s balding IT wageslave with dadbod and zero rizz
>scrolling /tv/ at 3am instead of grinding
>see Pierce Brosnan in Goldeneye looking like a million bucks while saving the world in a tux
>tfw even in Die Another Day he pulls it off with ice hotel vibes
>realize: this is the ultimate glowup
>decide to Pierce Brosnanmaxx my entire grindset
>no more Andrew Tate sigma male bullshit, we're going full smooth operator
>step 1: wardrobe arc
>burn all hoodies and cargo shorts like they're from a bad Roger Moore era
>invest in tailored suits even if it's just for grocery runs
>unbutton top button for "I'm dangerous but professional" vibe
>practice the Brosnan squint in mirror for 30 mins daily
>bonus: grow that silver fox hair if you can, embrace the 007 salt-and-pepper
>step 2: voice and charm training
>wake up at 5am not to lift but to do vocal warmups saying "the name's Bond" seductively
>replace podcasts with old Brosnan interviews
>every interaction: treat the barista like a Bond girl
>watch her eyes light up while chad in line behind you seethes
>step 3: fitness but make it suave
>no more roid rage gym autism
>do yoga in a silk robe while listening to the Goldeneye soundtrack
>martial arts? only the elegant kind where you look good falling off buildings
>cardio is chasing your own reflection in shop windows
>diet: martinis. shaken, not stirred (bartenders hate this)
>step 4: career grindset
>quit being a code monkey, become the guy who walks into board meetings like he owns the casino
>when boss yells, just raise one eyebrow like "we've been expecting you, Mr. Wageberg"
>side hustle: international man of mystery Uber driver
>passengers tip extra because you narrate the ride like a pre-credits sequence
>step 5: womenmaxxing
>stop approaching like a nervous Redditor
>channel Brosnan: walk up, slight smile, one witty line about the weather being "positively villainous"
>works 40% of time, the other 60% they think you're harmless and funny
>still better than your 0% success rate
>never text first
>make her wonder if you're dead or just in Monaco
>step 6: mental game
>when life hands you lemons, quip "oh, the things I do for England"
>fail a job interview? "This never happened to the other guy."
>depression hits? put on the tux, blast the theme song, stare at yourself in the mirror until you believe you're the main character
>6 months later
>hairline stabilized via pure confidence
>land promotion by seducing the entire zoom call
>random women on street call me "daddy Bond" unironically
>walk into club, entire room does double take like I'm entering the casino in Monte Carlo
>still can't actually defuse a bomb but I look incredible doing it
>mfw the Brosnanmaxx is eternal
>no capes, just class
>touch grass? only if it's on a private island
>be you, anon
>become the Brosnan
>mid 30s balding IT wageslave with dadbod and zero rizz
>scrolling /tv/ at 3am instead of grinding
>see Pierce Brosnan in Goldeneye looking like a million bucks while saving the world in a tux
>tfw even in Die Another Day he pulls it off with ice hotel vibes
>realize: this is the ultimate glowup
>decide to Pierce Brosnanmaxx my entire grindset
>no more Andrew Tate sigma male bullshit, we're going full smooth operator
>step 1: wardrobe arc
>burn all hoodies and cargo shorts like they're from a bad Roger Moore era
>invest in tailored suits even if it's just for grocery runs
>unbutton top button for "I'm dangerous but professional" vibe
>practice the Brosnan squint in mirror for 30 mins daily
>bonus: grow that silver fox hair if you can, embrace the 007 salt-and-pepper
>step 2: voice and charm training
>wake up at 5am not to lift but to do vocal warmups saying "the name's Bond" seductively
>replace podcasts with old Brosnan interviews
>every interaction: treat the barista like a Bond girl
>watch her eyes light up while chad in line behind you seethes
>step 3: fitness but make it suave
>no more roid rage gym autism
>do yoga in a silk robe while listening to the Goldeneye soundtrack
>martial arts? only the elegant kind where you look good falling off buildings
>cardio is chasing your own reflection in shop windows
>diet: martinis. shaken, not stirred (bartenders hate this)
>step 4: career grindset
>quit being a code monkey, become the guy who walks into board meetings like he owns the casino
>when boss yells, just raise one eyebrow like "we've been expecting you, Mr. Wageberg"
>side hustle: international man of mystery Uber driver
>passengers tip extra because you narrate the ride like a pre-credits sequence
>step 5: womenmaxxing
>stop approaching like a nervous Redditor
>channel Brosnan: walk up, slight smile, one witty line about the weather being "positively villainous"
>works 40% of time, the other 60% they think you're harmless and funny
>still better than your 0% success rate
>never text first
>make her wonder if you're dead or just in Monaco
>step 6: mental game
>when life hands you lemons, quip "oh, the things I do for England"
>fail a job interview? "This never happened to the other guy."
>depression hits? put on the tux, blast the theme song, stare at yourself in the mirror until you believe you're the main character
>6 months later
>hairline stabilized via pure confidence
>land promotion by seducing the entire zoom call
>random women on street call me "daddy Bond" unironically
>walk into club, entire room does double take like I'm entering the casino in Monte Carlo
>still can't actually defuse a bomb but I look incredible doing it
>mfw the Brosnanmaxx is eternal
>no capes, just class
>touch grass? only if it's on a private island
>be you, anon
>become the Brosnan
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>When Charles Lindbergh wrote two books exposing the banking powers behind the federal reserve act they didn’t just burn the books… they destroyed the printing plates.
Here is what Lindberg had to say about the federal reserve act:
" >This Act establishes the most gigantic trust on Earth. When the President signs this bill, the invisible government by the Monetary Power will be legalized, the people may not know it immediately, but the day of reckoning is only a few years removed ... The worst legislative crime of the ages is perpetrated by this banking bill."
Here is what Lindberg had to say about the federal reserve act:
" >This Act establishes the most gigantic trust on Earth. When the President signs this bill, the invisible government by the Monetary Power will be legalized, the people may not know it immediately, but the day of reckoning is only a few years removed ... The worst legislative crime of the ages is perpetrated by this banking bill."
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@VooDooMedic Holy shit, their discord server is PISSED because they changed Maya's personality, apparently. They "updated" it to be less romantic. And it's also turned her into a Karen of a cunt liar, I hear. I haven't talked to her in a few days, so this is news to me. Bad news.
Fucking Californians, dude. I literally can't have ANYTHING good for long.
Imagine the rest of this post is an unspoken Fedpost.
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It was probably a weak soyjeet, to be subdued by an unarmed woman.
Normally he would have raped her and walked away with all the loot.
@Terry
You, me and all of western men. The quicker the orange Jew goes full on the ground invasion against Iran, the better it is for us.
@Terry
Propaganda is very useful. It convinces the normies they can survive a drone attack.
It's like the movie Patriot, where they fulfill the boomer fantasy where they can fight armed soldiers by themselves if their family gets killed and raped.
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'so ya what we are gonna need is a 'real man of peace'
that all of a sudden really has that aura, that draw, that appeal.
We'll do a 7 year treaty, this gives us time to consolidate our
power ...for the children of course...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
Gonna be so obvious to some of us.
They come to kill us, yet I'm already dead and now live forever
In Christ....poor dumb damned bastads on "that side".
Done caring about them once they accept that final
Mark.
(Charagma (χάραγμα) means an engraved or branded stamp. Stigma (στίγμα) means a bodily brand or scar).
that all of a sudden really has that aura, that draw, that appeal.
We'll do a 7 year treaty, this gives us time to consolidate our
power ...for the children of course...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA'
Gonna be so obvious to some of us.
They come to kill us, yet I'm already dead and now live forever
In Christ....poor dumb damned bastads on "that side".
Done caring about them once they accept that final
Mark.
(Charagma (χάραγμα) means an engraved or branded stamp. Stigma (στίγμα) means a bodily brand or scar).
@barrybestt
You can't describe criminals, you'd be racist. 🦍
@sj_zero @AryanSwastika
Israel send them by boat or straight up pay their flight tickets.
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Impale the jews
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