Apopheniac @[email protected]
I am not approaching the light of God.
This is not the light of God but a seizure.
Joined Sep 2022
@ct_bergstrom I think it is already mad at us. I mean we have so many religions praising the sun, but only a few include the moon and if they do, attribute negatives to it.
@9c2e0a870413773cb915b9c9cd2e1cbd17e53ae2b0a86aba5e5bf0fc13c420d2 @Pain66 They just ain't done baking quite yet.
@mjfgates @ct_bergstrom
Indian man assisting five Tesla trucks trough Neuralink suspended in refreshing Monster energy drink 2024 (colorized).
@wtrmt @ct_bergstrom
Problem: kids fighting for the controller.
Solution: Make them into controllers.
@ct_bergstrom Sing me up. As an Euro Truck Simulator I see this as an absolute win.
@Tfmonkey @Scubbie
We have the technology to capture images of far away planets, but science has yet to give us a way to record the Iron Dome doing its job.
It is hypothesized the US military has harnessed the technopathic powers of bigfoot to avoid capture of the secret military intel happening just above hundreds of thousands of civilians.
@charliebrownau @Scubbie @Tfmonkey Guess they'll have to do the whole song and dance of martyrdom.
@ct_bergstrom More like chunko.
@charliebrownau @Nils
The Great Dimensional Merge has begun, all hail The Sheprophet!
@Shlomo
Don't worry, it was just transported to the Shadow Realm.
"While we've made progress and strengthened our safety management and quality control systems and processes in the last few years, situations like this are a reminder that we must remain focused on continuing to improve every day," -Dave Calhoun, CEO of Boeing
Okay, what about the half a dozen new values you have embraced over decades?
@UncleIroh Get your freaky USSR wins alt-"history" fanfics ready. We going Russopunk in 2030!
@TylerAbeoJordan
Doomers: It's happening.
Normies: We sleep.
Russia: Attacks Ukraine.
Normies: We sleep.
NATO: Let's goooo!
Normies: We sleep.
@Sabex Just one more new standard for JavaScript!
@Djeep Forgot to add the star layer in the bg.
@Pain66 Two men got away before the disaster.
@animeirl Beatyourmeatmonth
I am not approaching the light of God.
This is not the light of God but a seizure.
Joined Sep 2022
