We need to stop calling females bitches.

It's an insult to dogs.

Dogs when trianed well can:

1. Be loyal companions

2. Sniff out bombs, drugs

3. Figure out if you're sick

4. Alert and protect you from danger

Females can't do any of those things.

I propose we call them parasites instead.

It doesn't roll off the tongue quite as well but it's way more accurate.