Based Bagel @[email protected]

I've been procrastinating starting a business for the past 5 years.

The vax mandate gave me the kick in the ass I needed to not only start my business, but I got my 1ST CLIENT!

It's not enough to go full time but it's important to celebrate the small wins.

#MGTOWGETSHITDONE

@UncleIroh Good choice

@UncleIroh Thank you. Now that you know what I like, I'm curious what's your type?

@UncleIroh

What can I say I'm a basic bagel plain and simple.

As long as the thot has no STDs or mental illness I'll take a basic bitch with UGG boots and yoga pants anyday

@UncleIroh

In the same way a flower doesn't bloom forever and will one day wilt.

The blooming basic bitch will one day wilt into a basic thot

But that moment in time is something special that every man should cherish.

Complex hoes will basically enslave you and use you until there's nothing left with no gratitude.

Compared to that I'll take my basic bitch and be happy, I just won't commit.

Lol thank you @UncleIroh but don't basic bitch shame me.

I have good reasons Basic bitches are:

1. Low maintenance.
2. Easy to impress
3. Flexible

Give that bitch some starbucks, scented candles, brunch and some decent dick and she's as good as yours!

Bonus points if she wears glasses! 😉

If you're new to Mastodon this is a great video for you:

https://youtu.be/1ypCRB_3Q_k?t=93

Also If you wonder why there's no like button on here:

Mastodon was created based on 2015 twitter which didn't have likes, only favorites

So on mastodon

A favorite is for the author ("I liked this")

a bookmark is for you ("I want to see this again later")

...a boost is for your followers ("more people should see this")

@UncleIroh

Fire nation bitch may give me 3rd degree burns if she gets too excited.

Water tribe hoe might blood bend me dick so I'm constantly hard.

Earth nation sounds okay but I'm not really into scat.

What can I say I'm a basic bagel.

@Kagekokoro

Good catch I never considered that.

@UncleIroh

Good point ,but I wanted to keep it simple because I read somewhere if you give people too many choices they don't pick any of them.

I'm leaning toward women but I don't want to be a man with a hammer and assume everything that sucks is because of them.

A good thing about this mass de platforming is that I'm cured of my social media addiction.

Normie socials are so boring now that I'm back to reading books again!

@VD15

None of this deplatforming would be a problem if the internet was used as intended.

Everyone would go to the site for their specific philosophy and it would all be so simple.

For you guys old enough to remember, was corporate always this inefficient or is it women?

TIL what emotional labor is.

I was going to make fun of it until I had an epiphany.

I think most emotional labor is done by men,

Feminist make up statistics all the time so why let them have all the fun?

Every 7 seconds a man loses half of his income and kids to divorce.

369% more men have been accused of rape than convicted of rape.

On average, at least 63% of a man's income goes to woman directly or indirectly.

Feel free to add some more statistics. Remember numbers don't lie

"If you know the way broadly you see it all things"
_Musashi

I think Musashi was referring to the duality of life but I'm not a philosopher so I could be way off

If you are on twitter >1hr daily and you don't make $ from it you should lose the right to vote.

Thanks to everyone who voted!