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MFW i finish 4 hours of tedious work from my boomer boss in 20 minutes because I can code.

Until smartphone makers stop their anti consumer practices and prices go down i will be buying ALL my phones used from now on.

Mfw I found out Charlie and the Chocolate factory was an allegory for the 7 deadly sins

Me listening to music with words I don't understand after learning about backmasking

I just found out you can mute words so mastodon is about get ALOT more fun!

@UncleIroh I found the red pill in Mashle.

I'm on ep 5 and it's already cracking me up

My Cowboy Bebop live reaction:

So nobody was gonna tell me about the gay shit in Cowboy Bebop huh?

That's cool I see how it is

MFW I realized prohibition directly correlates to women getting the right to vote.

I always wondered where all these people were who complained about monkey's market minute.

I got my answer.

I was watching Aaron clarey and some dork superchatted to bitch 'about how he was down 60% because of TFM's bad advice.

LOL what a whiny bitch!

Shit like this is why people don't like to give back.

Investing is a big boys game.

If you can't take the heat then stay out of the kitchen brokie!

Holy shit never mind this bitch is a convicted domestic abuser!

Why are all these crazy bitches so fine?!

2 years free of those GOD AWFUL ADD meds!

Praise the lord!

Blocking thots on social media is the modern day version of Odyssisus and the sirens.

After >3 years I've FINALLY fixed my sleep schedule!

This HURTS so much to say but boomers were right about crypto.

I wanted them to be wrong so bad...

Oh well you can't win them all. I'm just glad I got my $$ out on time.

I say this as a God fearing pastry:

The prodigal son parable makes no sense!

1 son does everything he's supposed to do as a responsible adult and gets nothing.

The other son blows all of his money on the modern-day equivalent of hookers and blow.

He only returns home because he's too poor to keep up his degenerate lifestyle.

Then instead of punishment he gets a feast and a massive party! WTF?!

Christians will tell you this is a great story because... Forgiveness?

Give me a break! 🙄

I feel like the rabbit from Alice in wonderland frantically trying to escape the west before it's too late.

I thought I was immune to external validation until my dad told me he was proud of me after my graduation.

I know I shouldn't care so much but what can I say I'm not made of stone.

I was like:

I just saw the new navy recruitment video.... I didn't think the LGBT degenerates would infect our armed forces but here we are.

Men please DO NOT join the NAVY.
It's been infected with gay shit at the highest level if they're letting shit like this fly.

Russia and China are watching us embarras ourselves like

Elon restricted access to the Twitter API which broke my 3rd party open source Twitter app...