Based Bagel @[email protected]

To all aspiring business owners:

You're gonna have clients that get on your nerves whether you charge high prices or low prices.

So you might as well charge high prices.

I doubled my price 2 weeks ago and NOONE complained.

Price is whatever you cam convince someone to buy for.

It's all a finesse 😉

The only time I've made my blue pill friends glitch:

Me: When was the last time a girl genuinely apologized to you unprompted for something she did wrong.

Them: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

Billie Eilish is a Trans woman.

A friend of mine said she was hot but to me everything about her looks masculine as an can be

I know nationalism is a dead meme but I really loved this country.

The values, the weather, all of it.

I will never forgive the satanic commie pedos for this and neither should you.

Say it with me: "The only good commie is a dead one!"

Should I change my name now that its an extremist term?

Dear Cathedral,

I know at least 1 glowie is reading this so please relay this message to your superiors.

Please give me about 5-11 more years before you try to enslave everyone.

I need more time and I dont want to fight you.

But I am ready to leave pretty soon so just hold on for a bit while I tie up some loose ends.

All good things come with time and world domination is no exception to this.

Sincerely,

Bagel

south America is looking really good right now.

I don't like Jordan Peterson but it's not fair to judge him based off his trainwreck whore of a daughter.

History is full of great people with strange/useless children.

Even in the cathedral full of braindead boomer junkies if you go back for enough in their family history you'll find great men.

I've noticed that anytime there's a war there seems to be alot of rape.

Is there something about war that brings the rapist out of people?

#freeassange

I finally got my $ back from the bitchass client that refused to pay me.

Always have a contract and do your research on people before you do business with them.

I saw my 1st homeless woman today and I didn't give a solitary fuck because as far as I could tell her pussy still works.

Homeless woman = poor pussy management

I'm not a racist but some of their
memes are funny as hell 😂

I just got a harsh reminder on why I dont go on federated anymore...

I just took a shit so big it clogged the toilet without any toilet paper.

Lord have mercy

My double boosted normie boomer parents want me to come visit hem.

I know theyre going to die soon but they're insufferable to talk to and kinda crazy.

Do you think I should pay them a visit?

DO NOT overdose on elderberry gummies.

I ate 6 because they tasted good and it made me horny as hell.

You've been warned

I'm trying to touch grass more and use the Internet less.

but it's next to impossible for me to have interesting conversations outside of the Internet.

😕