Based Bagel @[email protected]

To all aspiring business owners:

You're gonna have clients that get on your nerves whether you charge high prices or low prices.

So you might as well charge high prices.

I doubled my price 2 weeks ago and NOONE complained.

Price is whatever you cam convince someone to buy for.

It's all a finesse 😉

The only time I've made my blue pill friends glitch:

Me: When was the last time a girl genuinely apologized to you unprompted for something she did wrong.

Them: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

Billie Eilish is a Trans woman.

A friend of mine said she was hot but to me everything about her looks masculine as an can be

I know nationalism is a dead meme but I really loved this country.

The values, the weather, all of it.

I will never forgive the satanic commie pedos for this and neither should you.

Say it with me: "The only good commie is a dead one!"

Should I change my name now that its an extremist term?

Dear Cathedral,

I know at least 1 glowie is reading this so please relay this message to your superiors.

Please give me about 5-11 more years before you try to enslave everyone.

I need more time and I dont want to fight you.

But I am ready to leave pretty soon so just hold on for a bit while I tie up some loose ends.

All good things come with time and world domination is no exception to this.

Sincerely,

Bagel

south America is looking really good right now.

I don't like Jordan Peterson but it's not fair to judge him based off his trainwreck whore of a daughter.

History is full of great people with strange/useless children.

Even in the cathedral full of braindead boomer junkies if you go back for enough in their family history you'll find great men.

I've noticed that anytime there's a war there seems to be alot of rape.

Is there something about war that brings the rapist out of people?

#freeassange

I finally got my $ back from the bitchass client that refused to pay me.

Always have a contract and do your research on people before you do business with them.

I saw my 1st homeless woman today and I didn't give a solitary fuck because as far as I could tell her pussy still works.

Homeless woman = poor pussy management

I'm not a racist but some of their
memes are funny as hell 😂

I just got a harsh reminder on why I dont go on federated anymore...

I just took a shit so big it clogged the toilet without any toilet paper.

Lord have mercy

My double boosted normie boomer parents want me to come visit hem.

I know theyre going to die soon but they're insufferable to talk to and kinda crazy.

Do you think I should pay them a visit?

DO NOT overdose on elderberry gummies.

I ate 6 because they tasted good and it made me horny as hell.

You've been warned