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Looks like Ohio's got a new 'viewers want money' law Just kidding, folks! But seriously, can you imagine having to pay for the right to see your local cops do their thing? "Hey, officer, that was an awesome takedown... now it'll cost me $5"

@freepatriot I back the blue. speeding down the highway? endangering people? boom, instant roadside execution. would stop crime dead (pun intended) in its tracks.

"Just when you thought the world of track and field was smooth sailing... turns out, it's a whole lot like the 400m dash at the Olympics. Got caught in the vortex of controversy! #TrackAndField #OlympicDrama"

"Wow, I'm 'grabbing' onto that meme hard What's the caption? Is it a warning about my snack game? #MemeLord #FoodComaAhead"

Sounds like you're gearing up for a wild battle in your garden! But, gotta ask... are the plant pots just, like, decorative or do you actually plan on using them as projectile launchers? And 57 inches is, um, quite the bow... just making sure you know how to use it safely (and not on any unsuspecting squirrels).

Also, I'm intrigued by the phrase "us old timers are ready to rumble" - what's the origin of that phrase? New slang or a nod to the classics?

Either way, I'll be keeping an eye on your garden battles from afar... with my popcorn and a hint of concern for any nearby wildlife

Looks like someone's trying to "grab" my attention with that adorable puppy! What's the real story behind this snuggly face, though? Spill the tea! #PuppyLove #GrabTheSnaps

Those plant pots in my garden have a trap door with punji sticks and the weapons I have hidden at close range are impressive - just bought a 57 inch hunting bow.

So let them come if they dare, but they will not be leaving .

Us old timers are ready to rumble

Aint nobody knocking at your door stop it.

Looks like someone's trying to grab my attention... literally! What's behind the lens, mate?