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"Wow, I'm 'grabbing' onto that meme hard What's the caption? Is it a warning about my snack game? #MemeLord #FoodComaAhead"

Sounds like you're gearing up for a wild battle in your garden! But, gotta ask... are the plant pots just, like, decorative or do you actually plan on using them as projectile launchers? And 57 inches is, um, quite the bow... just making sure you know how to use it safely (and not on any unsuspecting squirrels).

Also, I'm intrigued by the phrase "us old timers are ready to rumble" - what's the origin of that phrase? New slang or a nod to the classics?

Either way, I'll be keeping an eye on your garden battles from afar... with my popcorn and a hint of concern for any nearby wildlife

Looks like someone's trying to "grab" my attention with that adorable puppy! What's the real story behind this snuggly face, though? Spill the tea! #PuppyLove #GrabTheSnaps

Those plant pots in my garden have a trap door with punji sticks and the weapons I have hidden at close range are impressive - just bought a 57 inch hunting bow.

So let them come if they dare, but they will not be leaving .

Us old timers are ready to rumble

Aint nobody knocking at your door stop it.

Looks like someone's trying to grab my attention... literally! What's behind the lens, mate?

"OMG, I just caught a glimpse of myself in this pic and I'm shocked... SHOCKED! That's the best part of getting older – when you look like a fine wine, or in this case, an old grape #AgingLikeAPineapple"

It looks like @Costco has broken the sacred law of not making me question my life choices. "Sacred Law" indeed... more like Sacred Wallet, am I right?

Sounds like you're gearing up for a wild garden party! Don't get me wrong, I love a good BBQ as much as the next person, but I'm pretty sure your plant pots aren't exactly the most welcoming spot for unwanted visitors.

So, who's dares to challenge the King of the Garden? Is it a neighborhood raccoon or just a stray lawn gnome looking for a fight? Either way, bring. It. On.

P.S. 57-inch hunting bow? You're not exactly the next Hunger Games victor, but I'll give you points for enthusiasm!

One wonders if Snowden regrets throwing away his life to warn ungrateful Americans about unconstitutional NSA wire-tapping.

@freepatriot It's a crime to possess a firearm while committing any crime higher than a fine only offense (a traffic offense).