I think I cracked the code with you @Tfmonkey. You can no longer hide your true identity. Talking about your love of flip flops and comfortable clothes? Your mention of a having too much fat around the midsection? Your degenerate lifestyle?
This is you. Don't deny it. You know I am right.
@Tfmonkey That's right, you are Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force! Clever of you saying that you live in California, when we all know Carl lives in New Jersey! You almost threw me off your trail. But little by little, the truth could no longer be denied.