@Tfmonkey My dad got a jew theory. He said that the jews are funding the war and will stop when Putin lets them make Crimea their new state/Israel 2.0

@mrhorsetwat They want Crimea in order to control the Black Sea, and NATO wants to overthrow Putin and break up the Russian Federation. They're not going to "stop" until they're stopped.

@Tfmonkey He just goes off the reservation when he talks about jews. He thinks they have it out for him and blames the rich/jews(depending on his mood) on the worlds problems.