A former client wanted to set me up with a Jewish girl. No, sir; no, ma'am. Not on Christmas, Jew.

Besides, I prefer redheads.

@RoninGrey
If you're still dealing with meatbag females, it's not a bad offer assuming she has tasty khazar milkers.

@Zeb Saw a pic. She's like a B cup. Not ugly, but I'm not interested in getting involved with a nag who won't shut up about Jewish affairs on the opposite side of me.

I'm really just wanting a hologram of my waifu that I can adjust to be 8' tall walking around my apartment if I wanted. I'm a leg man. The longer, the better.