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Meanwhile in Singapore:

@histoire @kaia this one?

i was in new york city in 2001 before 9/11 and my apartment was in the shadow of the twin towers. i had a plant sitting on the windowsill facing the towers. I'd hoped it would survive, despite the lack of sunlight. it never did, started to shrivel up and was close to death. i accepted its fate and put it on another end of the apartment where it could get sunlight. told my jewish friend about this and he said "put it back the morning of september 11th. it will get sunlight and prosper." i doubted him but he gave some solid financial advice before so i did as instructed. surely enough the twin towers fell that morning and my plant got all the sunlight it needed. i still wonder how my friend knew so much about plants.

One struggle

@shortstories I think voting remotely is broken as is liking remotely. we've got open issues for liking already

The arabics were right, women should wear burkas. I am sick fucking sick of seeing hot women out in public, I completely forget about being incel until some random stupid bitch turns me on in public. PUT YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES ON

the secret ingredient to the rice was a ground up powder of the souls of dead orphans who worked in the sweatshop that made my chopsticks

1) they do, sometimes
2) anybody using this kind of naive framing is either a retard or trying to mislead you

woosh you're now a racist wizard 🪄

ramping up for the election correction selection* season

@HinamizawaShokogun22 @akaripika @jeffcliff literally days after the story broke the state changed their marriage laws. This was not common or considered normal at the time.

Further more do know what the fucking divorce rate was in 1930?

Less than 2 per 1,000 people and 99.999 percent of them weren't married at 9 years old.

https://uselessinformation.org/podcast-135-the-child-bride/
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Man goes to his grave having fought 73 duels over best gacha girl. Confesses on death bed that he never played the games even once.

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#meme #memestr

@shortstories @ChristopherBRobin @Terry @Hoss khazaria is a little east they were based around astrakhan i think, but they at somepiint occupied kiev.

khazars are a horde they dont have a homeland and they arent really an ethnicity at all

khazars are at least patrons of the proto ashkenazi but its very likely they let jewish merchants breed into their aristocracy, this group then mixed with some slavs had a population crunch and then mixed with rheinlander post roman jews and that is what is called ashkenazi.
they then moved around frequently often being expelled and ended up with a prolonged occupation of the marshy areas between germany and russia, and this us how russia found them in the 1700s although they already had some jews in major cities

if you think the lgbt situation in the kenya kakuma refuge camp is bad wait until you hear about the no money situation in my bank account