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Just fyi the Iranians claimed they chased these two warship out of the strait

Just drove my car for the first time this week after getting it back from the mechanic, and realized it's probably the oldest (or second oldest) on the block. It still drives great.

If you own a car, how old is it?

@grey 2 years at least

Bro. Good luck finding a lady that shares your interest in soiling yourself. Not saying there isn't someone but most normal women are going to call that a deal breaker.

remember being envious to the special ed kids because they didn't have to do homework or get good grades and they played their game boys all day while getting to go on every single field trip?

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They tried to make him look like a White guy.

The dude that burned down that warehouse was making 28 dollars a fucking hour. 28 dollars an hour to work in a warehouse and he thinks that "isn't enough". How fucking much do people with zero skills think they are due

I was in my 40s before I cracked 25 bucks an hour so its certainly doable

This state doesn't have a minimum wage so they default to federal which is like 7.25. Most places here like stores and fast food pay in the 10-15 dollar range but our cost of living is pretty low

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