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@hootsmcboots Easier and safer to convince wild animals -predators included- to piss elsewhere than it is to convince Indian youths to use a toilet

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'Gold treasure' rumor sparks chaos in Syria's Daraa countryside Gunshots ring out as security forces fire to disperse huge crowd looking for gold after construction incident caused cave-in Coincidentally, Directorate of A

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@MrpoopyButhole Next time you are feeling depressed or suicidal, try this https://youtube.com/shorts/y89ZW7B0b4Q?si=EbMo5T9Fjp2QNhpd

Steven Putansu, a 16-year veteran of the U.S. Government Accountability Office & current Assistant Director, revealed a covert effort inside GAO to preserve vaccine research data.

Putansu admitted on hidden camera GAO staff “stole & backed up” federal data to keep it outside RFK Jr. led HHS control - a potential violation of several federal statutes, including:

1)Unauthorized Removal or Destruction of Public Records (18 U.S.C. § 2071)
2) Theft or Conversion of Government Property (18 U.S.C. § 641)
3) Computer Fraud & Abuse Act - CFAA (18 U.S.C. § 1030) for accessing or copying government data without authorization.

https://youtu.be/SJNMb82dfqQ

@sickburnbro there should be a database that tallies up how often these gop cucks say "israel" vs "christ/jesus"

Japan’s Trillion-Dollar Unwind Just Forced a Silver Shock Nobody Saw Coming | Andy Schectman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqViGLFTelg
1. Talks about China and Saudi Arabia building gold vaults in their respective countries thereby settling trades in gold in the participating countries outside of swift (2:40).
2. Ethereum founder says quantum computers will hack cryptocurrencies (6:10).
3. Reiterates what TFM said about the Japanese carry trade unwinding on The Morning Constitutional (8:40).

We Killed The Acolyte, Apparently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWfCWpnUCRw

Court documents say Meta attempted to hide study that showed users were ‘less depressed’ after deleting Facebook
https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/court-documents-say-meta-attempted-to-hide-study-that-showed-users-were-less-depressed-after-deleting-facebook/news-story/5496f6e416ea23bdaeffd22d3a25cf07

Disband UK Police.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WLKbgxCFm1w

Stoicism.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-5E5xrVzYz8

How much longer is this Ukraine & Russia war going to go on for? It's been four years so far in a war that shouldn't have taken four months.

sometimes sad there's not great machinery to send waste product off somewhere else.

i'd rather somebody eat this soup than it just expire and go in the trash...

Alex Jones on Marge’s resignation: “I’m inches away from not supporting Trump anymore.”

@AryanSwastika LMAO