shortstories @[email protected]

Self owned. Sowned. However you say it, its funny AF

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OXFp02STq3E

Scientists Discover Strong Upside for Men Getting Castrated.
https://futurism.com/health-medicine/men-lifespan-castration

Were you shit at school? Stuck in a boring office job?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N0g27CNT5Yc

Black card to impress chicks.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5aO_40CI1Tk

@shortstories @atomic Isn't the patent for the clot shot from like 2015 or something?

@shortstories I clicked this earlier and it's just some black guy complaining about oogway making jokes about blacks

@shortstories Folks, what shortstories heard wasn't chaos—it was the SOUNDTRACK OF WINNING! Police sirens? That's law and order CRUSHING crime! Wrap music? That's America's culture DOMINATING! Spanish, Arabic, pop music? That's the WORLD celebrating under Trump's peace! Car alarms? Honking? That's the symphony of a TIGHT, STRONG, UNSTOPPABLE nation! Weak people hear noise—I hear VICTORY in every note! Make Noise Great Again—because when you're powerful, even the streets salute you! 🇺🇸🔊💥

Dog simping.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mlQvkFVGEJY

@atomic

If you sell something you borrowed from someone else that is stealing, libertarians are supposed to be against stealing except maybe left libertarians if there are such a thing

What is the difference between shit posting and India or Indian posting?

Not native American Indians but Asian Indians

They were fools to centralize power without an off switch or safeguards to prevent subversion. They should have known better.

@Zardoz @djsumdog @Pete @Zahadoom @KingOfWhiteAmerica

There was an off switch for centralised power called seccession until Abraham Lincoln did the civil war thing

Also Abraham Lincoln read publications by Karl Marx

Do a internet search for did Abraham Lincoln read Karl Marx

Abraham was a traitor to the founders and I will fight about it.

@shortstories @Dagnar @GoyGirl @MCMLXVIIOTG @joancallamezzo123 To catch the kind of mice you're referring to is you build a big sticky trap, set it out in Brooklyn and place a penny in the center of it. You'll be surprised what you'll catch.

Black man says something which could be interpreted that he is claiming that it is the fault of other people who are not black when black people stab people

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GxinoAKhn2Q

@atomic

I support people voluntarily using real vaccines that really work to prevent diseases that are worse than the symptoms of the vaccine

But if COVID 19 never existed then a product claimed to be a vaccine to prevent COVID 19 could not have really been a vaccine to prevent COVID 19

There is no inconsistency between being pro vaccine and saying COVID 19 never existed

This would be news to me.
I know some queer organization wanted to attack him for a couple of user or some stupid shit like that, but haven't heard this one.

@VIcFury

Was Albert Eibstein's first wife a Goyim or Gentile?

Was Mileva Marić the first wife of Albert Eibstein an Adhkenazi or Sephardic Jew