At some point we're going to get a Lord of The Rings reboot.

Here's my outline script:

"It's 2024 in the Shire, and Hobbit hoes have started voting for Sauron.

They're cucking their Hobbit husbands with Orcs and advocating for lady Hobbit abortion rights.

Miracle baby Hobbits with Orc-ish features occasionally appear and are given names like Azog and Gorgol.

Dual-citizen gay dwarves are in charge and it's up to Frodo & the incel gang to make it right."

That's all I've got so far.

@UncleIroh I think this will make me start drinking again if it comes to fruition...

@fal1026 @UncleIroh There's only one shire.

@white_male @fal1026

Haha, I love that.

@UncleIroh @white_male @fal1026 I was looking for that video . It matches with the new version of the lord of the rings they want to create . For some reason in the Tolkien world every race lives isolate from other races. What was the message that Tolkien wanted to tell us ?

@ugly_bastard_reborned @UncleIroh @white_male @fal1026 >what was the message that Tolkien wanted to tell us?

I can never get behind putting these kinds of words in Tolkien's mouth. He would have regarded this sort of thing as a sign of imminent apocalypse

@narada @UncleIroh @ugly_bastard_reborned @fal1026 @white_male Made this version, just for you. Better?

No

@narada @UncleIroh @ugly_bastard_reborned @fal1026 @white_male Well, let's be fair, we are nearing unpresented levels of niggery, jewry, and faggotry. An apocalypse may be just over the horizon.

That's true, but that's still not a good reason to put filth in Tolkien's mouth

@narada @UncleIroh @ugly_bastard_reborned @fal1026 @white_male There there. It's just a bit of Internet banter. Feeling better?

I hate the Internet

@narada @UncleIroh @ugly_bastard_reborned @fal1026 @white_male Then why are you here?