@marlathetourist @ButtWorldsMan
Leona : I want my money back. These shoes you sold me are as useless to me as a comb is to you. I've only worn them once, and they split at the sides.
Al Bundy : Well, let me explain. See, it's... it's just like an elevator. There's a 2-ton weight limit on these shoes. What say I nail the soles directly to your feet? It'll give you more traction when you're pulling the ice wagon.
@ButtWorldsMan "Order a crane" 😂
@ButtWorldsMan what a bad ass way of calling her a fat bitch
@ButtWorldsMan *make piano box coffins great again*