@Mongoliaboo holy shit yea just suck the color out of it and you have the average infomercial dramatization scene.
"Tired of peeling banana skins all day just to make yourself slightly fatter? Try our patent pending Banana Wizard™ to open up that delicious stiffy up in a jiffy.
(They're selling a domesticated chimp)
@ButtWorldsMan @Mongoliaboo "Are you tired of being a frustrated white person?"