@ButtWorldsMan @Tfmonkey "The phone rang as the autumn rain fell outside my window. I thought the call would be like any other case: some dame would be flapping about another canary stealing away her man and offering me my usual cabbage. It wouldn't be worth a second puff let alone a new butt.

I picked up the phone and realized it was The Monkey, and he wanted to gab on some story a newshawk broad has spilled; said there was a scuffle in the sandbox, and he knew it was the Small Hats..."