At some point we're going to get a Lord of The Rings reboot.
Here's my outline script:
"It's 2024 in the Shire, and Hobbit hoes have started voting for Sauron.
They're cucking their Hobbit husbands with Orcs and advocating for lady Hobbit abortion rights.
Miracle baby Hobbits with Orc-ish features occasionally appear and are given names like Azog and Gorgol.
Dual-citizen gay dwarves are in charge and it's up to Frodo & the incel gang to make it right."
That's all I've got so far.
@UncleIroh - Are the elves being portrayed as an evil invading army, when they're trying to maintain their own sovereignty after numerous broken treaties, and be not gay? 🤔
You bring up a good point. I can definitely see the elves being smeared as the baddies.
Also I haven't figured out how Gandalf should be portrayed yet.
Feel free to add suggestions.
