She looks real cute, easygoing and obedient right? But what do we really know about Ruffles?
* Secretly steals treats and easily gains weight
* Appears loyal but runs off while pretending not to hear you
* Is just that little more aggressive towards Asians and vegans (+1)
* Had a shady history with dobermans
* Sure, she's spayed, but how many puppies are out there?
You have been warned.