No one could bring me back to the plantation inn this hellscspe of a society but my ideal woman would be:

Skinny
Sober
Sane
Stable finances
Simple(Not high maintenance)

@basedbagel That's unicorn material, you're going to have to settle for 2 outta 5.

@fal1026 @basedbagel

Yes.

simple

no body count

rather flat than fat.

Most of the time you will get only skinny and this would be option that can modern women offer

@Stahesh @fal1026 @basedbagel

There's what you want, and there's what's available ..

But don't worry, she's ready to settle down now.