@VooDooMedic
Voodoo every time an 8yrold clutches their chest in pain:
@marlathetourist @VooDooMedic Precisely who I was picturing. Whoever described it as a tea kettle is a deaf retard.
@ButtWorldsMan @VooDooMedic
I watched way too many cartoons in my youth
@marlathetourist @VooDooMedic At least they were the good ones. We were born before everything went to shit.
@marlathetourist @VooDooMedic
That story had everything. Peak dark humor.