@Tfmonkey which retards? The literal drooling duurrr shortbus retards, or internet meme retards?
@Tfmonkey I do. I am the almighty adjudicator.
@ButtWorldsMan If you're almighty, create a rock that you yourself cannot lift.
@Tfmonkey That's going to be the weirdest boner I ever have.
@ButtWorldsMan Who decides who deserves what?